Ugh :)

No baby yet. Getting fatter and anxious-er by the minute ;)

I have stubborn babies. Or I just have an extra comfy womb.

So let's see... false alarm #1 --- check (damn braxton hicks)

hemmoroids big enough to interfere with the birth --- check

water retention resulting in complete loss of ankles --- check

Wetting myself every time I get up or sit down --- check

So much pressure I think the little guy is just going to fall right out --- check

Everyone annoying the hell out of me --- check

Braxton Hicks from hell --- check

As much prostaglandin as I can handle as often as I can handle it --- check ;) (Of course hubby is always eager to comply with that one).

Am I missing anything??